In which I converse with photos of James McAvoy

James, don't look at me that way! You're making me blush!


I can almost see your cleav.


Need a hug, snuggle muffin?


Do you want help removing your sweater? Because I'll gladly... uhh...

WAIT!
I love my boyfriend!
This is wrong!
I can't do this anymore, James!
Goodbye.
Forever.

Wow, that got too serious, too fast.

All photos from Nylon Magazine.