Internet Crush

Finding a guy who

a) has great style (and is straight)
b) is funny
c) is romantic

Impossible?

B*tch, please. Two words: John Jannuzzi. i.e. my internet crush.

Because my heart can't say no to a guy who claims he's a triwizard champion AND appreciates the world of fashion AND believes that ice cream should always be eaten from the container.