If I were...

If I were a country, I'd be Scotland.
If I were a month, I'd be February.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 8 p.m.
If I were a season, I'd be summer.
If I were a planet, I’d be Endor.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a mermaid.
If I were a direction, I’d be west.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a comfy couch.
If I were a liquid, I’d be whiskey-ginger.
If I were a tree, I’d be a California Oak.
If I were a tool, I’d be an eyelash curler.
If I were a flower, I’d be a tuberose or violet.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be fresh snow or 75 degrees and sunny.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a colour, I’d be strawberry-blonde.
If I were an emotion, I’d be lovestruck.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a peach.
If I were a sound, I’d be wind chimes.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be a 65 Mustang convertible.
If I were a food, I’d be seafood gratin.
If I were a place, I’d be a luxurious hotel room.
If I were a material, I’d be bunny fur.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like vanilla.
If I were a scent, I’d be warm and delicious-smelling.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be winking or sticking my tongue out.
If I were a song, I’d be "Moon River" by Henri Mancini.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be sparkly Christian Louboutins.


Thanks for the idea, our youth!