Can I sit next to you guys, plzzzz?So I have to go to this fashion show tonight. And when I say "have to" I mean, "I have the pleasure of supporting my dear friend." Come on, Allie. Don't be a b-i-t-c-h all of the time. I just wish I had the option of wearing something like this. Or this. Or this. Alas, I do not have time to pull together something amazing involving turbans, Miu Miu shoes, or a burgundy/navy color combo.
The most important things I need to do in order to make myself presentable for this shin-dig: brush my hair, put on mascara (I was going for that I-don't-give-shiz-about-what-I-look-like-today look, but then I realized I look horrifying); do I have time to shave my legs?!!! Crap!!! I don't know. I don't know. #whitegirlproblems
At least I have a date. Because all my friends are jerkfaces and didn't want to come with me. But I have a man person (we'll just call him that for the time being) who is accompanying me, and I'll probably buy him a pizza afterward as a thank-you gesture. And MAYBE I'll make-out with him too. :)
7 comments :
get it, girl.
aww yeah
a man person who's accompanying you to a fashion show may be the perfect man person. he'll certainly deserve that pizza and make-out sesh.
Hahaha. I just laughed really loudly in a cafe over #whitegirlproblems. Hope your night was lovely ;)
thank you so much for coming Allie. I really really appreciated seeing you there. <3
xo moorea
Where's my 'za @?
Please find a replica of that white dress. It would look stunning on you!
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