You and I

This is my current favorite song from the "Born This Way" album.

Ok, so here's what went through my head as I watched this...

Lady Gaga is Corpse Bride AND Bride of Frankenstein. Lady Gaga and her male alter ego are children of the corn... Am I attracted to male alter ego?? Damn you, Gaga, for toying with my sexuality! I love Lady Gaga's turquoise wig. so. much. --wait, WHAT?!!! -- she's a MERMAID?! That rules! Rad dance moves. Not since Elton John has there been such a fabulous mash-up of country and pop music. Woah. There are some sexy times in this video. Mom, don't look! Not a fan of the children-of-the-corn dance group. I should have known Lord and Lady Gaga would makeout. What's more controversial than a femme-on-femme kiss (looking at you, Madonna and Britney): a self-on-cross-dressing-self kiss. Gaga is not the best runner. It's just not her strength, ok? 

Ok... so... maybe Lady Gaga's music videos don't always make perfect sense, but at least they're entertaining.