Happy Friday to Me!

I just got the below message on Lovelab from some dude. It pretty much changed my life. Read it and laugh out loud. I'm loving it:

I know something!

Here it is...

you are not so much sassy but rather uninspired

you feel as though you are under challenged and you need more penetration of love

you act out to get it

and damnit you deserve it!

soften up

take a bath

rub between your toes

and make that sigh noise in that girly voice that makes all the boys come to the yard

and their like "its better than yours, damn right it's better than yours"

love ya babe

Probable Stalker

I think I have a stalker. Some creeper dude is pacing around in front of my office window. Dude, it's like 20 below out there. Whatareyoudoing? Oh, just kidding, he just walked into Demaray Hall. Thank goodness. Stalker session is over. He's done it before though. Just paced around the little garden patio outside my work, looking at plants and flowers, and basically just looking sketch and awkward. Now I'm sounding mean. He could be a really nice guy, who's genuinely interested in the winter flora/fauna. Leafless trees, frost-bitten plants, dead flowers... really fascinating.

There's me, pretending to be a creeper/stalker.