I just got the below message on Lovelab from some dude. It pretty much changed my life. Read it and laugh out loud. I'm loving it:
I know something!
Here it is...
you are not so much sassy but rather uninspired
you feel as though you are under challenged and you need more penetration of love
you act out to get it
and damnit you deserve it!
soften up
take a bath
rub between your toes
and make that sigh noise in that girly voice that makes all the boys come to the yard
and their like "its better than yours, damn right it's better than yours"
love ya babe
2 comments :
this is the funniest thing. i feel like he is either 1. really sassy and actually gets girly humor 2. perhaps even gay because he just has a better sense of humor than most men 3. is a good smooth talker/schmoozer/horny. you choose.
"Need more penetration of love...?" Hmm... may have to go with the above latter consideration. But still: a cool message. :) Maybe THAT'S where the sassiness comes from: simply being uninspired.
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