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When I start comparing myself to "successful" 28-year-olds,  I'm like...

When I'm trying to decide between working out and eating a whole hunk of cheese, I'm like...

When I read too much Jezebel.com, I'm like...

When a favorite character dies on a TV show I like, I'm like...

When I see a stupid inspirational quote on Pinterest, I'm like...

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As I'm following this Solange/Jay-Z fight story, I'm like...

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Every single time I watch "Scandal," I'm like...

When I walk into a restaurant and realize they don't serve alcohol, I'm like...

When I see friends on Instagram who are hanging out without me, I'm like...

When I found out how much of a tax refund I'm getting this year, I was like...

When someone uses the hash-tag "blessed" sincerely, I'm like...

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When I make Josh listen to music that only I like, I'm like...

When I see pictures of sloths, I'm like...

When I dream about being back in the States with my friends, I'm like...

When I consider killing a spider by myself, I'm like...

Living in the Netherlands in the winter, I'm like...

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When I'm listening to a Beyonce song about her having sex with Jay-Z, I'm like...

When I read that a celebrity couple I really like is getting divorced, I'm like...

When I have to interact with airport security, I'm like...

When I decide I'm going to eat a whole Chipotle burrito in one sitting, I'm like...

When someone doesn't know who one of my favorite actors is, I'm like...

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When I haven't seen my fiance all day, I'm like...

When I'm about to eat something really awesome, I'm like...

When my fiance wakes me up too early, I'm like...

When someone is trying to think of the name of that-one-celebrity, I'm like...

When I'm pretending to understand what a person says to me in Dutch, I'm like...

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In many social situations, I'm like...

When I have to hug someone I'm not fond of, I'm like...

When someone tells me I HAVE to watch The Wire, I'm like...

When I un-friend exes on Facebook, I'm like...

When I'm at a hipster-ish gathering, I'm like...

I'm Like... ("The Room" Edition)

When there isn't a new episode of a TV show I like, I'm like...

When someone says something negative about a celebrity I like, I'm like...

When there's a lull in the conversation, I'm like...

When I'm around adorable gay couples, I'm like...

When I see ANY dog on the street, I'm like...

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When I win at something, I'm like...

When my mom get's mad at me, I'm like...

When I walk into a room of a bunch of hipsters, I'm like...

After I get paid, I'm like...

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When someone shows off their headstand after yoga class is over, I'm like...

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When I'm pretending to be a private eye, I'm like...

When I'm trying to make it to the bus on time, I'm like...

When Josh comes home from Taco Bell without anything for me, I'm like...

On my last day of work, I will be like...

When I got to Target, I'm like...

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When I'm able to do crow pose in yoga class, I'm like...

When I realized that the cameraman is in love with Pam on "The Office," I was like...

When I see "hip" evangelical church marketing, I'm like...

When someone at a party is talking about their amazing career, I'm like...

When my best friend and I have a moment, we're like...