Wow, MK Olson. I think that you should try a little harder to pull off that whole, "I'm young, waify, on drugs, and don't give a shit" look. Sexy.
Katie Holmes, remember that time you were normal? Hmm, maybe you never were. I just wouldn't have ever anticipated this look. Are you suffering from radiation posioning? Is that why your complexion is magenta-orange? And I'm pretty sure you're not fooling anyone with that wig. I miss your Joey Potter locks. Lay off the Crazar pills.