Showing posts with label Full House. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

This Week in Crazy Celeb News...

Wow, MK Olson. I think that you should try a little harder to pull off that whole, "I'm young, waify, on drugs, and don't give a shit" look. Sexy.

Katie Holmes, remember that time you were normal? Hmm, maybe you never were. I just wouldn't have ever anticipated this look. Are you suffering from radiation posioning? Is that why your complexion is magenta-orange? And I'm pretty sure you're not fooling anyone with that wig. I miss your Joey Potter locks.

Lay off the Crazar pills.